Kelyeah: Treehouse of Awesomeness - Troubling TV Outages Across Iowa

-# Updated October 7, 20XX Forsyth, IA - Reports were heard as early as Saturday that multiple satellite television services, including BigDish and Clearcom, have been experiencing strange outages sweeping over the area. While many assumed this was related to the KITF-TV fires - possibly as some form of sabotage - both companies have attributed the issue to atmospheric interference of some kind. Both companies say they are working as hard as possible to remedy the issue.

Well, good thing you didn't use BigDish or Clearcom. Pulsar was a bit more expensive, but Ben could afford it, and it did come with a really futuristic looking satellite dish. And the repair guy wasn't a grumpy turd like the guys BigDish always sent - hence their nickname "BigBitch". (edited)